Galinda is not so sure about her new brother Woody
5.3.17.
“Raptors”
This is Harry, age 3 months, who is now 16 and a stoner who spends 24 hours a day high on catnip and won’t stop saying “blaze it”
Father like son. #jk #tj #jku #jeep #jeeps #wrangler #rubicon #fuckcancer #JEEPFLOW
at 8:30 precisely, the frogs beyond the hills scream
i didn’t mean to make this so ominous. i meant literally at 8:30 every day from spring to autumn, frogs in the woods over yonder hills will yell in unison. usually for about 20 to 30 minutes.
That didn’t really make it less ominous
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he brings luck and jolly good times
A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship
i cant believe you got me to take time out of my day to read this with my own two eyes
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Our Leaf Eater enamel pins are here and I’m really excited about it. One went right on my jacket lapel.
Very limited run of 50, all orders places today will be shipped out tomorrow!
Find them here.
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